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As the rumours go...
Wee Boab is ten foot tall, eats whole
villages for breakfast and only sleeps twice a year. He once knocked down
an entire tenement building with a single tooth and is over one
thousand years old.
Originally from the
Highlands of Scotland,
where it is rumoured that he kept a
large monster in a
Loch as a
pet, he now resides in Edinburgh, deep within the dungeons of
Edinburgh Castle.
He arrived in
Edinburgh for its
famous fringe festival
six years ago. It was his love of tourists in matching shell suits that
drew him to the city initially, but the flat terrain and
perfectly crafted roads now keep him here.
In years gone by, Wee Boab earned his keep
by keeping the tides moving, but when lunar pull took over (May
1996), he moved on to creating web sites, solely with the power of his
mind.
No-one has ever seen Wee Boab...
and they never will....whaa
ha ha ha! (WB)
For your information:
"Wee" - pronounced "We" - Scottish
slang for little, or small.
"Boab" - pronounced like "boat", but
with a "b" in place of the "t" - Scottish slang for Bob.
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